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    Default Do you think this chick would have any trouble getting into a South Beach club?

    So this 28-year-old mother of four who recently went though a divorce got herself a boob job and now enjoys going out to the local clubs in England.

    The only thing is, they're not letting her in because they said she is too old to dress like that.

    But she has one hell of a figure considering she has had four kids, even if she did get a little help in the boob department.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...y-outfits.html


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    Default Re: Do you think this chick would have any trouble getting into a South Beach club?

    She might have a decent body, but her face looks twice her age. I have seen women in their 40s with a younger looking face.

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    Default Re: Do you think this chick would have any trouble getting into a South Beach club?

    Even though she looks older than she is, I don't see why the British doormen should care. That sounds more like a comment you'd hear in a church or some small town gossip circuit...like this one:

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    Doug -

    I was thinking of the same song.


    Also, since when is 28 "too old"? Heck, here in the U.S., where the drinking age is 21, that only gives a small window of a few years... age 21 to 27, to go out to clubs. Overseas, you still only get from 18 to 27 under those rules.



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    That outfit is wrong on a woman any age. The problem is she's buying her clothes and shoes from stripper websites. The dresses are just way too tacky and the boots are not in style. It looks like something a male transvestite would wear to a club. All she needs is a quick makeover and she'd look great.

    This dress: http://www.amazon.com/Maxazria-Mocha...431985&sr=1-11

    Instead of the boots: http://www.amazon.com/Pour-Victoire-...432255&sr=1-20

    And she needs to go to SoFi Salon and Spa for a haircut and makeup application: http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/cKvR-...az0/Heidi+Klum

    With my make-over she'd have no problem getting in!
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    I think that is odd, sying 28 is too old. I see chicks all the time in clubs who are older than that. they're not exactly being invited back to the bottle areas, but they're still attractive and let in.

    I'm with Christy, I think it's an issue of the tackiness of her outfit.
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    Default Re: Do you think this chick would have any trouble getting into a South Beach club?

    Is this a trick question? She will not only get into south beach clubs, she would get the locals discount.
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    I don't know about that rk, most girls wear really nice outfits out at clubs. Her outfits look like they cost $30 and ordered through a stripper catalog.

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    Default Re: Do you think this chick would have any trouble getting into a South Beach club?

    She looks like a stripper. End of story. The 'too old' comment was more that she is dressed like a hooker, and is really too old and sensible (we hope) to go out like that.

    The club said they expect people to make an effort, and she will be banned until she tones down her appearance. It's nothing to do with her age, its her clothing is not glamorous, sexy or appealing. If she went in a LBD and heels that were not up to her thighs, she'd have no issue getting in.

    All English clubs use ROAR on their doors... Right Of Admission Reserved. It means they say who can get in and there is no comeback. She lives in Worcester for gods sake, a small charming country town, what is she thinking going out like that?
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    Default Re: Do you think this chick would have any trouble getting into a South Beach club?

    I have seen women in their 40s with a younger looking face.
    yah for real - I'm 51 and i look younger than she does.

    i agree with Christy and Jess here..... plus she has her face all screwed up into an unpleasant expression; the grumpy-lookin visage, (not to mention the horrible dye job & hairstyle) only make her look trashy - not at all stylish. With that ROAR thing I can see why this person would have trouble. Even if someone does dress like a stripper, if they looked like an upscale classy one, they might get through the doors -
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    Default Re: Do you think this chick would have any trouble getting into a South Beach club?

    Quote Originally Posted by Matt Meltzer View Post
    I think that is odd, sying 28 is too old. I see chicks all the time in clubs who are older than that. they're not exactly being invited back to the bottle areas, but they're still attractive and let in.
    Please, (within reason of course) anyone at a decent weight with boobs and a vagina can get invited into the bottle service area, so long as she's not with a guy.

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    Default Re: Do you think this chick would have any trouble getting into a South Beach club?

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    Well, the club missed the boat when they referred to her age. If they simply said that is not appropriate attire for anyone, then the club would have a point. Christy had it right. It looks more like transvestite attire.


    Her age is not really the issue, but the club chose to use that issue.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Martin View Post
    She might have a decent body, but her face looks twice her age. I have seen women in their 40s with a younger looking face.
    Maybe it's the drugs, they do take a toll...

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    Default Re: Do you think this chick would have any trouble getting into a South Beach club?

    Why would she get banned from a place called Tramps ?
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    Default Re: Do you think this chick would have any trouble getting into a South Beach club?

    LOL, i gotta admit i totally missed that Blackford, LMAO.

    but really - isn't this the exact same thing that goes on in Miami? Doormen at the clubs can refuse anyone entry based upon whatever they feel like - right?

    I do agree they shouldn't have used her age as the refusal reason - but still - the bottom line with these clubs seems to be, that for whatever reason, people either have to look the way the club wants, or they don't get in; they can whinge all they like. #endastory
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    Default Re: Do you think this chick would have any trouble getting into a South Beach club?

    Maybe she purposely placed that expression on her face to show she was pissed off about not being let into the clubs.

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    Default Re: Do you think this chick would have any trouble getting into a South Beach club?

    Maybe she saw a hip hop video and thought to herself "my golly! that's how young women are dressing these days". She's an example of "genus stripperus extremius". Those boots would only look good if she were going to a fetish party.

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    Yes, she's actually dressed perfectly to do one of those fetish nights in Miami!

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    Default Re: Do you think this chick would have any trouble getting into a South Beach club?

    I think the club's mistake was indeed citing her age. I'm sure doormen are trained to just give reasons like "We're too full" or "Special Event" or "Because I said so" so as to stave off lawsuits. I'm not sure how it is in the UK, but I know here if a reason like age or race or even weight were given, the first call would be to their lawyer.

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