Another naked zombie attack

[Doug]

Looks like a trend....the newest case comes from Palmetto, Florida. Same scenario: guy, seemingly under the influence, starts ripping his clothes off and eating people. This time, it was a 26-year-old male who stormed into his girlfriend's house, started ripping his clothes off, and took a bite out of the arm of the guy who was trying to subdue him:

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/ripti...florida_ma.php

Fortunately, this time the police were able to get control of the situation with only a taser...

[Christy]

This is really disturbing! The article says he's on an "unknown substance". I wonder if there's some drug that's being cut with other street drugs that's causing these zombie attacks.

[Gus]

I think it's magic people, voodoo people...



... We got that stuff, down here!

[Jess]

I watched Ted, the movie, last night at a preview screening and there is a scene where the main characters are offered cocaine. They say, I thought only people in Florida did that. The entire movie theater burst out laughing. But yeah, Florida has weird s**t down here.

[Mario]

Well folks, if you see naked person with a look of insatiable hunger walking towards you...run!! And if you have a gun or a samurai sword, aim for the head.

[dylan]

Mario has the right idea... forget terrorists, or drug dealers the number one threat out there are naked hungry people. Nothing the old Concealed Weapons Permit, and a .357 mag can't handle.

[dylan]

My dad told me once a story about how he almost got shot at a Dadeland mall shooting over cocaine. I guess I'll be telling my kids about how I survived naked zombie attacks... I guess that leaves aliens for the next generation to deal with.