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    Default Rabbis drown at Hauler Beach

    No, this is not a joke. Because of religious
    beliefs, they could not go to the Guarded Side
    of the beach. Scantilly-clad or not, maidens
    were frolicing in the sun without a care about
    rip-currents. My iMac exploded in the sun, and
    thus I have been missing from the scene.

    One Rabbi swam like hell to shore, one is in
    hospital, and two died like smoked whitefish.

    As soon as the Kardashian umbrellas are
    mfrd. for my lithe body and iMac, I will
    return to the tainted Beach. El Sid.

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    Default Re: Four rabbis went swimming at the Haulover......

    This happened a while ago, definitely a sad story. they were from NY.

    What happened to the screen name?!

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    Default Re: Four rabbis went swimming at the Haulover......

    Old screen name still on file, so easier to just
    start anew.

    'Determination heeds no interference.'

    Motto of CGC Bernard C. Webber

    Movie of our big rescue, THE FINEST HOURS,
    did not make a big splash.

    My version printed in Herald's Neighbor's
    Miami STories of 25 Oct.

    Shud be on home TV soon.

    el clocko

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    Default Re: Rabbis drown at Hauler Beach

    SO wait, can somebody please tell me exactly what happened? I missed this story for some reason.

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    Default Re: Rabbis drown at Hauler Beach

    The rabbis paddled out away near the Inlet as they did not want to be near the naked sunbathers. Rough rip current, no lifeguard tower... sad story really as they were here on vacation with their wives

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    Default Re: Rabbis drown at Hauler Beach

    That is sad.

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