SoBe Sex Bus offers "Full Service" tours of the City

[Suzanne C]

Heidi Fleiss ain't got game in Miami...Now this, this takes the cake...

Miami Beach Police arrested Christine Morteh yesterday. She is accused of operating a prostitution ring and operating a business without a license.

Detectives allege that Morteh drove a bus around Miami Beach offering sex services! The 'CEM Productions' bus was a sex mobile.

Haha- a mobile madam!!

The bus had a $40 cover. Once on the bus, patrons were entitled to sex services performed by employees of Morteh.

When busted on the 1100 block of Collins, the officer found five women engaged in sex acts on men.

$40 cover? That's cheaper than Madonna's and apparently, more 'hands' on.

CEM Productions huh? Obviously it's her initials but maybe, just maybe, it stands for Coochies Equalus Mobilus.

[Gus]

"The ‘CEM Productions’ bus was a sex mobile."

A sex bus driving around Miami Beach?

I don't believe it.

It must be a Bang Bus production.

Someone please post a picture of the bus!

[Maria de los Angeles]

OMG ... the only "cultural" bus I've ever seen on South Beach is the Chabad on Lincoln Road.

I'm gonna have to blog about this one!

[Matt Meltzer]

Again, from the Herlad...

[Doug]

Doesn't the miamibeach411.com Everglades Tour offer that feature?

[Maria de los Angeles]

The only thing missing from that bus is 70s lounge music.

This is the commentary I offered on my blog ...

BARGAIN BLOW JOB BUS BUSTED!

Just when you thought Lincoln Road's Chabad bus synagogue-on-wheels was quaint, another bus comes along that gives whole new meaning to local culture, and by culture I don't mean the seat stains on the 25 cent South Beach local!

Nope, if you've seen that big-ass limo bus tooling around town, you've spotted a movable feast that would put Hemingway's debauchery to shame. According to The Herald, we now know for whom the bus blows:

Undercover Miami Beach detectives Sunday busted a brothel-on-wheels, which charged $40 admission and offered sex for sale inside.

On board: prostitutes, fully stocked bars and the bus' madame -- Christine Morteh, 29, of Miramar.

Cops have charged Morteh with engaging in, directing others to and deriving support from prostitution, as well as operating a business without license.


Oh for pete's sake! What took so long for this cult of fellatio bus to arouse erections instead of suspicion?

In an unconfirmed report, one male tourist arrested for soliciting prostitution on the bus claimed he was confused by false advertising. "Me no speak English. Me thought it was Duck Tour! D-U-C-K. Duck like quack quack, yes?"

[Rebecca Lucente]

I love that this guy can't speak english but can spell duck and name the american version of a duck sound ( most languages have their own word for animal sounds, which I remember from French class)

[Doug]

This story is just a poignant reminder that it's really important to be aware of and enjoy all the great things that are going on around you before they're gone.

[Suzanne C]

So true Doug...and I can't tell you how many people (guys) I know have said 'I saw that thing! Man, I wish I would've known what it was sooner! I'm sure I would've checked it out."

I'm sure I wouldn't go around saying that I would engage in solicitation but that's just me...