Miami voted #13th best city for singles

[Suzanne C]

Damn, and I was all eager to line up for the free boobs! :-(

I have enough ass for everyone here - I'd like to get the girls to look as nice as they did before I had my son.

Actually, they survived with only minor damage; but I'd fix that minor damage if I could.

I admit the girls are a tad bigger after Nick but I'd like to get 'em where they were before.

I'm almost tempted to post a pic of what those puppies looked like after having Nick. My ex brought home a cantaloupe claiming it was smaller than one of my breasts. This thing was huge. Worst part was he was right; the cantaloupe was smaller...

I hate cantaloupes.

[Tere]

See, that's the thing. Mine are actually smaller, and they were never big to begin with. Thankfully, no sagging, nothing major; they just need to be a little fuller, IMO.

[ookami]

I can see where this thread went to... not that I'm complaining ;)

Miami may be a good city for singles in search of casual relationships. Finding real people seems a bit more difficult though.

[Rebecca Lucente]

You're right... we're not real... we're just femme bots

[Maria de los Angeles]

That's right, Rebecca. ALL us women are like this in Miami! %-P

[ookami]

OH MY, is that Lincon Road? or maybe Coconut Groove on Thursdays? ;)

I never implied you guys aren't out there; just that you are kinda difficult to find... been looking for a good time now..

[Rebecca Lucente]

That's right, Rebecca. ALL us women are like this in Miami! %-P

OH Thanks Maria!! You just gave me an idea for a halloween costume!!!

[Veloire]

If there's anything I've learned in my experience, is that sometimes we have to look inside to ask why we are attracting the kind of people who are coming into our personal and professional lives. ....

excellent opinion, in life the same as in business, you surround yourself with the people you choose, the outcome will not be better than the effort...
when I talk about people I don't talk about money but personality / behavior...

[Veloire]

..... but I've lived here for 37 years and I have met hundreds of great men and women, people with integrity who are creative, talented, intelligent .... so to me that stereotype is essentially a crock of sh*t.

I agree. There are actually many places to meet in my opinion. Some of the best places to find people of the same interest and life style, sport clubs/gyms and churches are great in my opinion. I am already married, but I gain many good friends from those places. I never had any luck to meet "good" people in bars...

[Tere]

Well, I don't know about the rest of you, but I live here, and I'm pretty friggin' awesome. %-P

[Suzanne C]

I also live here and am pretty friggin awesome too...but I am taken so...

Let me just add that Tere and I went to the same high school AND is a few years younger than I am so I can vouch that she is VERY friggin awesome...

[Tere]

Ha, Suzy! Thanks for the vote of confidence!! <3

[Rebecca Lucente]

Gus and Michelle seem to have quite the talent for "collecting" awesome people to contribute to this site - seriously - is there anyone who's recieved a paycheck from MB411 this year that isn't awesome??? Don't think so.

ps
Right now I am on awesomeness hiatus... I've been awesome before, and I will be again.... just not at the moment...

[Matt Meltzer]

There was this bus driver once. I think his name was JC. Not thinking he was so awesome, otherwise I wouldn't have his shirt.

[Rebecca Lucente]

Miami? Only if you are rich... I remember a date where I dropped near $300.00 to get a thanks for a fun time. NEVER AGAIN!!!

Welcome to the land of gold diggers! Be careful a lot of the girls are looking for a free ride.

As an old boyfriend used to say, "Cash, gas, or ass... Nobody rides for free"

[Suzanne C]

The phrase I heard was "Ass, gas or grass..."

...but I was always the driver.

[Rebecca Lucente]

LOL. Your phrase is better than his. Everyone always had that, that's why they were driving around in the car in the first place ;)