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    ha! thanks dudes. it's funny cause it's true.

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    only in Miami do street riots caused by the seizure of a little Cuban kid by American Federales include as much singing and dancing as a party. Little Havana rules

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    I saw a woman walk out of the catholic church at 5th & Alton wearing a bikini. A G-STRING bikini. Only in Miami :p

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos Miller View Post
    Then there was the time when I was on South Beach interviewing the guy with the rooster, which in itself, is an only in Miami moment even though he is hardly alone considering I constantly hear roosters from the neighborhood below my condo.

    And then it started pouring rain. And the rain just kept coming down. Next thing you know, the streets are flooded and there was no way I was able to leave South Beach.

    So I grabbed my cameras and shot some video and photos.

    http://forums.miamibeach411.com/relo...-flooding.html

    There is some guy w a rooster by me at the north end of Flamingo Park. I only hear it once in awhile. Key West is FULL of rooters that run the streets. My 1st time there I was out at 4am, drunk as hell and heard like 10 of them all at once. I was like WHAT IN THE WOLRD?!??!?! LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miami Beach Bum View Post
    Only in Miami do you go out to walk your dogs, (this morning), and see people skate boarding down Collins Ave before dawn.

    Only in Miami do you go out to walk your dogs on Collins Ave, (tonight), and pass a man on a bike with two snakes wrapped around his neck.

    Only in Miami is the announcement over the speaker system at Wal Mart ONLY in Spanish. I experienced this not too long after I moved here in July of 2008 and knew right then I was in for a BIG change.

    Its hard to get a sales flyer/circular in Staples/5th & Alton in English. Usually they don't have them!

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    Only in Miami do you have to go to BROWARD to get anything done in a tag agency. Yes Miami Tag agency on 71st st... you SUCK.
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    Default Re: Only in Miami...

    That one might apply in Ft. Lauderdale, Boca and eastern Collier County as well.

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    While you can certainly have an escort, a witch, and a cokehead for neighbors anywhere, only in Miami do you get them all in one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt Meltzer View Post
    That one might apply in Ft. Lauderdale, Boca and eastern Collier County as well.
    Poor Meltzer. He had to listen to my rant as it happened in the tag agency.

    White Dade II came out in full force.
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    I think Broward County is thousands of times more organized than Dade in every aspect.

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    I don't think you can even use the word 'organized' and Miami-Dade in the same sentence.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jess View Post
    Has anyone seen the skateboarding grandma? She is pretty awesome. Usually in South of Fifth, with a baseball cap on and her curly blue rinse hair sticking out! She looks about 70 yrs old, yet she zips around South Beach on that board.
    I seen this out-of-sight old woman. Wonderful!!

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    I have not yet any memories about Only in Miami but hope to have many sometimes in life.

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    Only in Miami do you assign an essay about a family expeirence and you get MULTIPLE essays about coming over on a raft.
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    "Only in Miami is Cuba so far awaaaaay!" - Trini Desoto

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    I saw a Toyota Tacoma the other day and the tailgate instead of saying Toyota said "3Men2". That is an only in Miami, maybe Cuba moment.

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    What does that mean, Dylan? Maybe I'm slow today.

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    Here is an "Only in Miami" photo taken by Candice Cossell of Serendipity Studios

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    Only in Miami does the Intracoastal waterway become the Intercoursal waterway!

    ... on a jetski/waverunner, no less!


    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=03dc5a3a26





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    I'm all for wild and adventurous and all that, but that didn't look too comfortable or pleasurable for either of them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GandJ View Post
    Only in Miami does the Intracoastal waterway become the Intercoursal waterway!

    ... on a jetski/waverunner, no less!


    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=03dc5a3a26





    Glenn
    What a wasted opportunity. He should of cadenced his thrusts by strategical revving chops.

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