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Thread: Best strip club in Miami

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    Default Best strip club in Miami

    Definitely a question for the boys...

    Where is your top rated strip club in Miami? Is it still e11even?

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    Its always been Scarlett's unless you aren't counting that because its just over the Broward line.

    Haven't been to E11even but it sounds less strip and more club. Only other 'Miami' club I've been to is Dean's/Solid Gold in Aventura/N Miami.

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    Scarlett's, like hands down. I do like E11even but if you're looking for like, a real strip club that's not it. I don't think anywhere other than those two are even places I'd send anyone.

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    Default Re: Best strip club in Miami

    Ok, so why exactly is Scarlett's the best? And don't link your article...

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    Default Re: Best strip club in Miami

    Is it unequivocal Tampa has the best in the state.

    Other than the MB trap, thought Cheetahs was ok on W side of bridge leading into Hallandale Beach. Years ago........

    As far as most 305 quintessential, the old Porky's in Hialeah. Sure Clocker and other old timer remember.

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    Default Re: Best strip club in Miami

    Quote Originally Posted by Blackford Oakes View Post
    Is it unequivocal Tampa has the best in the state.

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    Tampa? LOL, you can't even drink Alcohol!

    Nothing in the state compares to S. Florida, mainly W. Palm vs Broward because of the lax laws and late night hours.

    You see these people from other states come here and are shocked that you can even touch!
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    Default Re: Best strip club in Miami

    I thought touching was a big no no

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jess View Post
    I thought touching was a big no no
    Lol, not in South Florida! Tampa & Daytona allow it as well

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    Yeah touching is AOK here in SoFla. Gotta love it.

    The deal is in Tampa the girls are way hotter (even if you're into Latin chicks, 98% of Miami strippers are just ghetto as hell. Save for Scaletts and E11even). So despite the no booze, the experience is better there because the girls are hotter. I'm ok with no booze. I'd go to an all nude "juice bar" ahead of a topless joint with alcohol any time. Like, if I wanna drink, I'll go to a bar. If I wanna see naked chicks, I"ll go to a strip club.

    That's why I love Scarlett.s' Full nude, full booze, hot girls, great production value (feels like you're in a real SoBe club) LED robots. Really good food. Just an all around good experience.
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    Default Re: Best strip club in Miami

    Wow, we make Vegas seem tame.

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    Default Re: Best strip club in Miami

    Matt: I agree that's rhe general consensus.

    As far as hotness, though it's been years I've visited these types of establishents, Tijuana without a doubt gets the nod.

    Not referring to Revolucion. Just off the lesser known border crossing, there was a joint that was exclusively quintessential SoCal blonde bombshells. "guavachas." Wonder if you've ever been there. And yes, Bambi's was a stripper dive that everyone knows about. I'm certain you there.

    Anything goes south of the border.

    And as far as touching, you might remember Tropicana Mud Wrestling joint in Hollywood. Aside touching, you had the choice also to stick your tongue down a chick's throat. No thank you on that, but it was a popular amenity.

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    Asking me to remember the names of the strip clubs I went to in TJ is like asking me to name anybody I met on New Years eve. Memory not so good on those nights, but the clubs I went to were close to Revolucion

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