Random Rants About Anything and Everywhere

[swaps522]

Why can't we get out of Afghanistan now?
Let's close Guantanamo, and re-open Alcatraz - one hour per day of bay swimming allowed for detainees.
How about deporting Piers Morgan?
Why are 40,000 troops still protecting the So. Korean border
Historic Preservation Society is overdue on the iconic Club Deuce, and Henrosa Hotel (best bookie room - free sliders and cokes with a 'deuce' bet' on a nag's nose.
Why don't they have a flag inside Marlins Park?
How about exporting Lindsay Lohan
Outdoor picnics are still illegal on the MacArthur Causeway.
The Donald couldn't get a date, so he bought the Universe and Miss USA.
Raze South Pointe Towers and Raise the Beach Dog Track.

[Matt Meltzer]

Why on Earth would you want to have a picnic on the MacArthur causeway?

[swaps522]

Why on Earth would you want to have a picnic on the MacArthur causeway?

That is my indirect reference to the bath salt lunatic who attacked poor old Mr. Poppo near the Herald Bldg.. I am a very sick person.

[Mario]

I think you meant deport Lindsay Lohan, not export.

[Doug]

We've already been exporting Lindsay Lohan for some time now. Next best thing to cotton!

[dylan]

Guantanamo is cheaper than Alcatraz this is America we outsource.
Soldiers are on the DMZ in So Korea because we are America sworn against commys and if Kim Jun Ill could take any more land under his control the world would turn into a darker place.
If we had a flag in the Marlins ball park Little Havana would secede the state unless it was a Cuban flag. lol

[Jess]

England was happy to get rid of Piers Morgan, please don't give him back. Same goes for Russell Brand and the Beckhams.

[Michelle]

Same goes for Russell Brand

Boo, Jess...I'll gladly keep him here; he's silly and makes me laugh.

What is up with Piers Morgan anyway; why does he get to have a show? I heard him be so rude to one of his guests a few weeks ago; it was appalling.

I got a couple...

Why do all US republican senators deny global warming exists?

Why don't they make a show that disproves "Ancient "Aliens"? I am REALLY starting to believe what they say is actually true.

[dylan]

They can't make a show to disprove "Ancient Aliens"... because they exist. lol I have seen some very believable documentaries about aliens.

[Matt Meltzer]

Wha are ancient aliens? Like Aliens that came here a long time ago? Are oyu suggesting there are people here legiitimately from outer space?

[swaps522]

Wha are ancient aliens? Like Aliens that came here a long time ago? Are oyu suggesting there are people here legiitimately from outer space?

That will be the next huge debate in Congress - should we deport Illegal Aliens?
But it is a vexing question - where do we send them? el sid

[Matt Meltzer]

The moon

[dylan]

Ur-anus... sorry I just had to. If we tried to deport them they would use some wild ancient technology to turn us humans into sheep or something so maybe we should leave them alone. And focus on deporting illegal human aliens first so we can actually get good at it.

[Michelle]

Are you suggesting there are people here legiitimately from outer space?

All of us...from what they say.

[Matt Meltzer2]

That's just Miami, Michelle

[swaps522]

Ur-anus... sorry I just had to. If we tried to deport them they would use some wild ancient technology to turn us humans into sheep or something so maybe we should leave them alone. And focus on deporting illegal human aliens first so we can actually get good at it.

Let's start with all the politicians - although not exactly aliens, they don't seem to comprehend the words, legal, honest, and upright. Let's begin with the local guys who want to demolish Scotty's Landing in the Grove - one of the true, funky-old Miami spots still left standing. el clocko sid

[Matt Meltzer]

Looks like Scotty's is saved for now Sid. Check out the thread.

[swaps522]

Looks like Scotty's is saved for now Sid. Check out the thread.

Yes Matt, the indecisive county pols have given them a one year reprieve. Another unique Miami spot is the Black Point Marina - more in depth later, sid.

[Matt Meltzer]

Oh I know Black Point. What are the plans for that place? I hadn't heard anything.

[Largo]

Why on earth do you have to pay $20 just to park to go to the beach on Sobe?