The Wise Tibetan Monkey shares his wisdom

[rk]

Haha, maybe you can have Ginger launch a new advice column where people (and pets) can send in questions.

[sungal]

That would be so cute! If anyone has a question for Ginger ask away!

[ComandanteBanana]

I'm thinking of entering Ginger in a beauty pageant. They're really more about other things than beauty these days...For the talent portion I'd like her to dance with your monkey as her partner. If he wants to share his advice with the judges when it's time for scoring then that's fine too.

Wait a minute, you want to hook up a monkey with what, a doggie? Inter-species marriages are rare indeed. But pure breeds look down on the monkey. ;)

[sungal]

Just dancing! My little girl is not allowed to date yet.

[ComandanteBanana]

On Feb 1, 6:12 am, Dionysus <lotterypredict...@gmail.com> wrote:

> he threw his banana back to me with other monkeys.I was hurt.I gave
> him my true heart and he rip it apart.-


I understand monkey language quite well. When a monkey throws his
shit, he means: "YOU ARE FULL OF SHIT." When he throws a banana, he
means: "KISS MY ASS."

Of course, he resents being in that cage, unable to ride a bike. :zip:

[ComandanteBanana]

Just dancing! My little girl is not allowed to date yet.

I hope your girl can keep up... ;-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kspsIgqio0A

[sungal]

I have some real things to do today, yet I found myself clicking the youtube link. I think I may've even watched for a whole minute. Thank you Commando for helping me find bizzare new ways to waste time. It was kind of funny though.

[ComandanteBanana]

I have some real things to do today, yet I found myself clicking the youtube link. I think I may've even watched for a whole minute. Thank you Commando for helping me find bizzare new ways to waste time. It was kind of funny though.

In the jungle things have a reason, not created by the bizarre will of God, and if you observe the title of the video, you many notice it is saying that the Tibetan monks are puppets of the CIA. But I don't expect other species to know what the wise monkey knows. Maybe they never even noticed there are monkeys with bikes out there.

Peace and Banana! %-P

[ComandanteBanana]

My writing is in italics...

God in his great wisdom created a bizarre world

The concept that BIGGER IS BETTER, and that THE SMALL BETTER RUN for his life is rather BIZARRE, to say the least. Though someone may want to call it MEAN & CRUEL... :coolgrin:

On Feb 1, 4:53 pm, "I M @ good guy" <I...@good.guy> wrote:
> On Sun, 31 Jan 2010 22:13:07 -0800 (PST), TheTibetanMonkey
>
> <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >On Feb 1, 1:07 am, "I M @ good guy" <I...@good.guy> wrote:
>
> >> >stopping for you. But if you are skeptical of AGW then you don't need
> >> >to put your life on the lane. Probably God is punishing us with GW. ;)
>
> >> Yes, that is why it is so cold.

> >God is going to do to us what he did to the dinosaurs. He did throw
> >the asteroid, right?
>
> Probably not, it was orbiting the sun a long
> time, did the dinosaurs believe in a god?

They did to a certain degree. Like Christians who drive SUVs and SUPERSIZE everything, they practiced the philosophy that BIGGER IS BETTER. And God certainly practiced that stupidity by creating such an incredible large Universe for such an insignificant creature --us.

>
> >EVOLVE OR...
>
> >Once upon a time lived a race of dinosaurs whose violence and appetite
> >alarmed everybody... One day a Little Ant, tired of feeling stepped
> >upon, and worried about her cooperative enterprise, came up to the
> >Americanus Raptor --the biggest dinosaur of them all-- and asked: "Why
> >you eat and eat everything in your path? Why don't you slim down? Why
> >can't we little animals at least have our own way? You can't deny
> >evolution, you know." Then the dinosaur, blowing the Little Ant away,
> >shouted: "Bigger is better, so get lost!">

> Raptor is a bird isn't it? Birds eat ants.

It is said that birds come from dinosaurs, though the Bible denies that. Maybe the dinosaurs were flying dragons.

>
> >And it is said that the Little Ant, later, gathered the whole
> >cooperative and said: "Comrades, our world is being threatened by the
> >dinosaurs, so..." And at that precise moment the Earth was hit by a
> >big ball of fire, destroying all but the small animals...
>
> The ant was the dinosaur god?

God wasn't mean like he's today. He was on the side of the SMALL AND JUST.

>
> The story isn't very realistic, and comrades
> like to go their own way rather than always be
> burdened by organization assignments.

Comrades who go their own way, get eaten all the time. By contrast PREDATORS often do their hunting in a cooperative way, and are very successful at that game.


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"Jungle wisdom is simple: COOPERATE OR DIE"

http://webspawner.com/users/donquijote

[Todd Packer]

I feel like this thread is completely written in pig latin.

[ComandanteBanana]

I feel like this thread is completely written in pig latin.

Tibetan wisdom is spoken like that. Have you heard the Dalai Lama?

Pig Latin is spoken by the church. :coolsmile:

[ComandanteBanana]

(Someone denies GW --Global Warming-- funny, real funny) ;)

How many gods are there in Heaven?

On Feb 1, 10:54 pm, jeff <jeff_th...@att.net> wrote:
> TheTibetanMonkey wrote:
> > On Feb 1, 8:40 pm, Medusa

> >> Ah, but GW doesn't exist! It's a hoax cooked up by those business-
> >> hating liberala.
>
> >> Medusa
>
> > I thought God was the real hoax.
>
> What about heaven? Is that ridiculous or what!
>
> Jeff-

That sounds like a place for all the gods to share...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_deities

Occasionally they bump into each other and say, "Excuse me!"


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"Overcrowding is a problem easily solved in the jungle by the predators"

http://webspawner.com/users/DONQUIJOTE6

[ComandanteBanana]

On Feb 1, 11:54 pm, jeff <jeff_th...@att.net> wrote:
> TheTibetanMonkey wrote:

> > Occasionally they bump into each other and say, "Excuse me!"
>
> Ooops, Excuse me!
>
> Jeff-

Well, sometimes they do try to make one another trip and fall. Then they exchange some foul words, like a cyclist would if another one crossed his path. :coolsmirk:

[ComandanteBanana]

(I write --as usual-- in italics. This is an important concept in the jungle, which explains why we are in deep sh*t)

On Feb 2, 10:39 am, delboy <del.copel...@tiscali.co.uk> wrote:
> On 2 Feb, 14:02, jeff <jeff_th...@att.net> wrote:

> > What we do is another matter, but the link is clear. Only those who
> > believe in fairy tales, like Intelligent Design or Trickle Down
> > Economics, disbelieve.
>
> > Jeff-

>
> Typical arguments from those who earn a living by studying AGW/Climate
> Change, or believe that it is true. The climate change scientists have
> been caught being selective with their data, or even making it up! Why
> should we believe them?
>
> Are you happy to pay much increased 'carbon taxes' to be given to
> third world dictators as 'carbon offsets'? I'm not!

To understand where the truth lies (or be able to tell the lies from the truth) it helps to understand the metaphor of "MONEY JUNGLE." You know full well that EVERYTHING is about MONEY in capitalism. For example, you can NOT ride a bicycle in peace because it costs peanuts to do so. It must be something BIG & WASTEFUL like an SUV to feed all the predators out there, such as BIG OIL, etc...

Then it becomes obvious that the BIGGER MONEY is in denying man-made Global Warming, which means it doesn't make a difference if you ride a bicycle or not. But I don't expect the Christians and others who believe in CONSPIRACY THEORIES to believe so. Tell you what: IT'S THE JEWS WHO COOKED UP THE DATA TO CONTROL US.

Happy now? ;)


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"In the money jungle there are only two species: those with money and those without it"

http://webspawner.com/users/BANANAREVOLUTION

[ComandanteBanana]

(Some nonsense is left out for foul language. I speak my wisdom) :coolhmm:


My humble job is only show the path and also to expose the beast that's eating us, until everybody says, "See, the Tibetan Monkey is right, because he told us about the jungle and the predators in it."

A little teasing helps the predators come out and give out their camouflage.

Now I go into deep meditation, or maybe shopping. ;)

[ComandanteBanana]

On Feb 3, 9:45 am, Sebastian <mezna...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Of course the big companies will do this whether the doubt is well-
> founded or not. So the mere act of them doing it actually tells us
> very little about what is really happening.
>
> But one thing has to be considered: We know for a fact that global
> warming has been happening. The temperatures have gone up in a
> relatively rapid fashion. What we do not know for a fact is that the
> cause of it is human activity. There are many natural processes
> affecting the global temperatures. Atmosphere is big, coupled with
> many other factors (like oceans and land). This makes it very
> complicated to understand. So we do not even know the governing
> equation(s) of the atmospheric changes let alone their solutions.
> Numerical models inevitably do not take certain factors into account
> (and in some cases important ones, like water vapour - see sayhttp://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2010/jan/29/water-vapour-climat...).
> These problems are significant and so currently we do not actually
> know for a fact what is going on.

Once you "understand" it (if you ever can something so complex) it'll be too late. It's simpler to allow people like me to ride a bike as means of prevention, than to allow the SUVs to keep spewing CO2.

OK, let's apply some science to it...

(I quote)

How much carbon dioxide does a typical SUV release into the atmosphere, and how many trees does it take to absorb all that CO2? The answer is anybody's guess, but here's my take on it:

One gallon of gasoline weighs about 8 lbs. Of that, about 7 lbs. is carbon (the rest is hydrogen). If a typical SUV gets 15 mpg on the highway and is driven 15,000 miles a year, it will burn 1,000 gallons of gas. That puts about 7,000 lbs. of carbon into the atmosphere (combined with oxygen as CO2).

A mature tree 40 to 50 feet high weighs around 10,000 lbs. Of that, at least 7,000 lbs. is organic carbon compounds (the exact amount will vary depending on the species and the density of the wood). To reach this size, most trees need 30 to 40 years of growing time. This too will vary depending on the species of tree, its geographical location, soil conditions and weather. Trees in hot, wet tropical climates grow a lot faster than trees in northern climates.

Assuming these estimates are reasonably accurate, one mature tree contains about as much carbon as the 1,000 gallons of gasoline burned by a typical SUV in a year. But remember it takes 30 to 40 years for the tree to absorb all that carbon from the atmosphere. Photosynthesis takes time. It doesn't happen overnight. In fact, leaves use sunlight and water during the daytime only to convert CO2 from the atmosphere into tree sap (glucose) that the tree then uses to grow and build more wood fiber. The tree's average carbon uptake, therefore, may only be about 200 lbs. of carbon a year.

To offset the carbon released by driving a SUV 15,000 miles a year, therefore, it takes at least 35 medium-sized healthy trees to convert CO2 into wood.

http://www.aa1car.com/library/2001/cm50120.htm

[ComandanteBanana]

Is it the Jews, he asks:

On Feb 3, 1:56 am, Giga2 <justho...@yahoo.com> wrote:

> Is that all Jews?-

No, the ones in kibbutz are actually helping more than the average
American. I see a lot of filthy SUVs and motorboats here in Miami and
they are owned by Americans, Cubans and who knows who.

[ComandanteBanana]

On Feb 3, 10:17 am, "Bob T." <b...@synapse-cs.com> wrote:

> > Hiding anti-semitism behind parody is not commendable and I strongly
> > believe such language should be reconsidered.
>
> Mocking anti-semitism through parody, on the other hand, is
> commendable.
>
> You're not big on humor, parody and/or irony, are you Brock?

He's not, like his god, and this was observed by Mark Twain.

Anyway I like to tease the Jews a little bit into realizing their HOLOCAUST is by no means the only one. There's been many more out there, including those produced by hunger and poverty. Actually WE ARE ALL MARCHING TO A HOLOCAUST, but we put profits ahead or reason, and the few people who dare to do something --like riding a bike-- are treated like Jews were under the Nazi regime. Yes, they are ignored, harassed and also killed by reckless drivers.

I've taken refuge in my cage --as wise Tibetan Monkey that I am-- but there's a lonesome rider out there that I haven't seen in a while, and I hope he's persistent and alive: It's an orthodox Jew who rides his bike in the middle of the jungle. This road makes riding a bike a suicidal mission. (The road is Harding Ave, somewhere around the Rowing Club.)

WE ARE DISCRIMINATED AGAINST; WE ARE TREATED AS FRIENDS OF OSAMA BIN LADEN BY DARING TO CHALLENGE THE CAPITALIST MACHINE.


http://webspawner.com/users/BIKEFORPEACE

[sungal]

Commando,

Are you posting all this stuff because it's not safe enough for you to ride your bike? Why not toss your bike in a car and drive to a nice bike path?

[ComandanteBanana]

Commando,

Are you posting all this stuff because it's not safe enough for you to ride your bike? Why not toss your bike in a car and drive to a nice bike path?

Because then it would defeat the purpose of the bike --which is to get somewhere-- and then it makes more sense to be sitting in my cage.